A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.
If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.
This is my depressed stance. When youre depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand.... The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then youll start to feel better.... If youre going to get any joy oujt of being depressed, youve got to stand like this.
I can hear my heart beating. I can hear my stomach growling. I can hear my teeth grinding and my joints creaking. My bodys so noisy, I cant sleep.
Snoopy (musing on his rooftop) Good Grief Is it November already My life is going by too fast. I think someone pushed the 'Fast Forward' button.
You're a good man, Charlie Brown.
No problem is too big to run away from.
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.
Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.
I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.
I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.
Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.
Lucy Our teacher wants us to write an essay on praying. Charlie Brown Praying is important when you wake up at two oclock in the morning feeling sick from eating something dumb the day before. Lucy Ill just say we were out of town and I didnt have time to write anything.
Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.
There is no greater burden than great potential.
There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
A real friend is someone who knows all your faults, but likes you anyway.
That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.
I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport.
Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.
Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.
My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?
Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.
Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.
I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time.
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
It doesn't matter what you believe just so long as you're sincere.
The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
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