For the first time in longer than I can remember, I feel peaceful. Not happy. Not sad. Not anxious. Not horny. Just all the higher parts of my brain closing up shop. The cerebral cortex. The cerebellum. That's where my problem is. I'm now simplifying myself. Somewhere balanced in the perfect middle between happiness and sadness. Because sponges never have a bad day.
Quotes about horny (16 Quotes)
I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity.
I was really amused when someone once called me a purveyor of horny sex comedies. He listed Breakfast Club and Mr. Mom in parentheses.
There's a hell of a lot of horny people out there who are not being gratified in the way they should be.
A guy who can get in the right area on the north end of Kissimmee, and fish up shallow with a Horny Toad, and have a bait to pitch behind it when they miss it, like a Senko, will probably win it.
Mine is the horny hand of toil.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
We stayed in character all day long, we had everybody call us by our character's names . . . that gave us the creative licence to be as wild or as horny as we needed to be.
The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen and all of a sudden they've reached puberty, they believe that they like women. Actually, you're just horny. It doesn't mean you like women any more at twenty-one than you did at ten.
This is from before she was a porn star, when she was just a horny, little teenager from New Jersey who wanted to be a Vivid Girl, and we have the video to prove it. I think it's some of the best stuff Jules Jordan ever shot. There's stuff shot through a window, it's very voyeuristic. We're re-releasing it because I don't think anyone knows that Jules Jordan shot it It was the beginning of Jules Jordan and the beginning of Devon.
I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.
No man is born into the world whose work Is not born with him. There is always work, And tools to work withal, for those who will And blessed are the horny hands of toil.
When men have money and power they get turned on, sexually. They get horny as hell. Can't imagine why, though.
I've seldom seen a horny player walk into a bar and not let out exactly what he did for a living.
No one should ever feel bad about themselves when the hot guy talks to the ugly girl instead. There's nothing wrong with you. I'm sure you looked like a certified 20 and your cleavage was noteworthy. Don't go home and cry because, no one even looked at you. I've solved this disturbing puzzle and here's the bottom line- She was drunk, he was horny. She was easy, and he'll just hit it from the back so he doesn't have to look at her ugly face.
If our history can challenge the next wave of musicians to keep moving and changing, to keep spiritually hungry and horny, that's what it's all about.