Gilda Radner Quotes (18 Quotes)

I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity.

It is so hard for us little human beings to accept this deal that we get. It's really crazy, isn't it We act to live, then we have to die. What we put into every moment is all we have . . .

I think dogs are the most amazing creatures they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.

Adopted kids are such a pain - you have to teach them how to look like you.

While we have the gift of life, it seems to me the only tragedy is to allow part of us to die - whether it is our spirit, our creativity or our glorious uniqueness.

The goal is to live a full, productive life even with all that ambiguity. No matter what hap- pens, whether the cancer never flares up again or whether you die, the important thing is that the days that you have had you will have lived.

I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're the first to be rescued off sinking ships.

It's such an act of optimism to get through a day and enjoy it and laugh and do all that without thinking about death. What spirit human beings have.

Comedy is very controlling - you are making people laugh.

I'm so full I can't hear.

Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next.

I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.

It's always something....

I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle and end.

You feel completely in control when you hear a wave of laughter coming back at you that you have caused.

I base my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.

Dreams are like paper, they tear so easily.

GILDA RADNER ON DOCTORS Doctors are whippersnappers in ironed white coats Who spy up your rectums and look down your throats And press you and poke you with sterilized tools And stab at solutions that pacify fools. I used to revere them and do what they said Till I learned what they learned on was already dead.