No matter how hard you try to teach your cat general relativity, you're going to fail.
No matter how hard you try to teach your cat general relativity, you're going to fail.
I can't swing a dead cat without hitting a reporter.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
My house is run, essentially, by an adopted, fully clawed cat with a mean nature.
You can't look at a sleeping cat and be tense.
Even in the beginning, when we knew there was a legal argument about how much our song sounds like his song, as one songwriter to another, I wasn't sure that Cat Stevens would take that as bad.
In nine lifetimes, you'll never know as much about your cat as your cat knows about you.
In reference to Cat Stevens, it is very, very important we have accurate information on our terrorist watch list and our no fly list and that you have a remedy.
But then there was Hendrix, man. Jimi was really the last cat to freak me. Jimi was playing all the stuff I had in my head. I couldn't believe it, when I first heard him. Man, no one can ever do what he did with a guitar. No one can ever take his place.
A cat's rage is beautiful, burning with pure cat flame, all its hair standing up and crackling blue sparks, eyes blazing and sputtering.
The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
Oh, who am I trying to kid? It's a madhouse. The minute those cameras go off, things just explode, everyone is just at each other in one way or another, in closets or cat fights here and there. It's nuts. You know, I can't be a part of it.
I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?
One small cat changes coming home to an empty house to coming home.
I live myself with my cat Pebbles. She isn't enjoying the attention as much as me - she ran off up the stairs as soon as the film crew for the show came into the house. She didn't come down for hours. But I have the support of all my brothers and sisters and my neighbours and friends - everyone thinks it's just great.
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