The common misconception is that women who like to be treated a certain way are high maintenance. It's not being high maintenance, it's called having class
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I don't believe chivalry is dead, but I believe it's on the cusp. Listen, no one is expecting Frank Sinatra on their date. I'd probably laugh if a guy threw his coat on the floor for me, but there's no reason a guy shouldn't have common courtesy and respect for the woman he's interested in.Joy Maniscalco
Being comfortable with someone doesn't necessarily mean they feel some deep rooted connection with you, sometimes it just means they're too lazy to impress you any longer than they feel necessary
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If he is in fact 'unhappy in his relationship' it's not your job to console him. If his chick 'doesn't understand him' it's not your job to psychoanalyze him. If she's 'not paying enough attention to him' it's not your job to dote over him. It's certainly not your place to do any other 'job' either, if you catch my drift.
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Real love isn't ordinary. Real love isn't artificial. Real love isn't something you can buy or manufacture, because it's not something you can sell. It doesn't wash away with a rainy day or evaporate when things get too heated. It sustains itself because that's what your heart does, it sustains the rest of you.
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why would you want a man that isn't completely yours I don't even like sharing my dessert, let alone a person To be even more blunt, I don't even like when people double dip their chips, so why would I want someone who double dips their dick
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We have a choice...we can either rally up every miserable, single person in the city and have a giant pitty party, or we can put on our big-girl pants and celebrate singleness.
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