We have a choice...we can either rally up every miserable, single person in the city and have a giant pitty party, or we can put on our big-girl pants and celebrate singleness.
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why would you want a man that isn't completely yours I don't even like sharing my dessert, let alone a person To be even more blunt, I don't even like when people double dip their chips, so why would I want someone who double dips their dickJoy Maniscalco
I don't believe chivalry is dead, but I believe it's on the cusp. Listen, no one is expecting Frank Sinatra on their date. I'd probably laugh if a guy threw his coat on the floor for me, but there's no reason a guy shouldn't have common courtesy and respect for the woman he's interested in.
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If he is in fact 'unhappy in his relationship' it's not your job to console him. If his chick 'doesn't understand him' it's not your job to psychoanalyze him. If she's 'not paying enough attention to him' it's not your job to dote over him. It's certainly not your place to do any other 'job' either, if you catch my drift.
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If you know someone is going to punch you, should you close your eyes and pretend it's not going to happen or should you be alert, eyes wide open, ready to defend yourself I don't know about you, but I'd rather see the punch coming than get hit when I'm not looking. Will I be in pain either way Yes, but I'll have the band aid ready.
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Some day you'll have someone worth holding on to... Someone who won't ever want to let you go...Someone who won't make you wonder if they were the one who got away, because that someone will be right there beside you, thanking the other someone who let you get away.
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