Have you looked around lately There are more muffin-top, camel-toe, wedgie-assed women on the street than hotdog stands These women need to take a hard look in the mirror, and be honest with themselves. No one knows what size is labeled on the inside of your clothes. Please, for the love of God, buy the bigger size, because we're all a bit tired of looking at the outline of your labia
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Real love isn't ordinary. Real love isn't artificial. Real love isn't something you can buy or manufacture, because it's not something you can sell. It doesn't wash away with a rainy day or evaporate when things get too heated. It sustains itself because that's what your heart does, it sustains the rest of you.Joy Maniscalco
If a guy tells you he no longer wants to be with you, but he still calls at odd hours of the night to hang out, don't take that as a sign that he's still interested in you. The only thing he's interested in, is what's in between your thighs.
Joy Maniscalco
I don't believe chivalry is dead, but I believe it's on the cusp. Listen, no one is expecting Frank Sinatra on their date. I'd probably laugh if a guy threw his coat on the floor for me, but there's no reason a guy shouldn't have common courtesy and respect for the woman he's interested in.
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I think nostalgia takes over when we think about people we once loved, and we tend to pick out all of the good parts. I could very easily sit here and say I still think about the one that got away, but the truth of the matter is that he didn't get away, he walked away...and I'm the girl he walked away from.
Joy Maniscalco
We have a choice...we can either rally up every miserable, single person in the city and have a giant pitty party, or we can put on our big-girl pants and celebrate singleness.
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why would you want a man that isn't completely yours I don't even like sharing my dessert, let alone a person To be even more blunt, I don't even like when people double dip their chips, so why would I want someone who double dips their dick
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