I don't need a man to make me happy. I want a man who adds to my happiness in a way that is so indescribable, not even Webster could find written word to explain it.
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Real love isn't ordinary. Real love isn't artificial. Real love isn't something you can buy or manufacture, because it's not something you can sell. It doesn't wash away with a rainy day or evaporate when things get too heated. It sustains itself because that's what your heart does, it sustains the rest of you.Joy Maniscalco
We have a choice...we can either rally up every miserable, single person in the city and have a giant pitty party, or we can put on our big-girl pants and celebrate singleness.
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I think nostalgia takes over when we think about people we once loved, and we tend to pick out all of the good parts. I could very easily sit here and say I still think about the one that got away, but the truth of the matter is that he didn't get away, he walked away...and I'm the girl he walked away from.
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I don't believe chivalry is dead, but I believe it's on the cusp. Listen, no one is expecting Frank Sinatra on their date. I'd probably laugh if a guy threw his coat on the floor for me, but there's no reason a guy shouldn't have common courtesy and respect for the woman he's interested in.
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If you know someone is going to punch you, should you close your eyes and pretend it's not going to happen or should you be alert, eyes wide open, ready to defend yourself I don't know about you, but I'd rather see the punch coming than get hit when I'm not looking. Will I be in pain either way Yes, but I'll have the band aid ready.
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If a guy tells you he no longer wants to be with you, but he still calls at odd hours of the night to hang out, don't take that as a sign that he's still interested in you. The only thing he's interested in, is what's in between your thighs.
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