I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.Emo Philips
I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy.
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Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil.
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I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
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I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'
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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
Emo Philips
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