I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.
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You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'Lewis Grizzard
If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
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The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put rum or bourbon in it.
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Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
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She mama an appreciation of the language. She taught me a love of words, of how they should be used and how they can fill a creative soul with a passion and lead to a life's work.
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When people ask me what sign I was born under, I say I'm not certain, but it could have been the one that says 'Dining Car in opposite direction'.
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