Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
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I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.Lewis Grizzard
The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wriggle and weasel out of one.
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If Love Were Oil, I'd Be About a Quart Low.
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If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
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I finally figured it out, I finally figured out how to find some peace and happiness. I sure would hate for the man upstairs to take me now. But at least I did figure it out.
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When people ask me what sign I was born under, I say I'm not certain, but it could have been the one that says 'Dining Car in opposite direction'.
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