You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'
You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'
I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.
When people ask me what sign I was born under, I say I'm not certain, but it could have been the one that says 'Dining Car in opposite direction'.
When My Love Comes Back from the Ladies' Room, Will I Be Too Old To Care
I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.
I finally figured it out, I finally figured out how to find some peace and happiness. I sure would hate for the man upstairs to take me now. But at least I did figure it out.
She mama an appreciation of the language. She taught me a love of words, of how they should be used and how they can fill a creative soul with a passion and lead to a life's work.
If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put rum or bourbon in it.
The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wriggle and weasel out of one.
If Love Were Oil, I'd Be About a Quart Low.
The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.
It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.
© 2020 Inspirational Stories
© 2020 Inspirational Stories