Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
More Quotes from Groucho Marx:My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.
Believe me, you have to get up early if you want to get out of bed.
Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic? A Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
You'd better beat it. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
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