Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic? A Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog.
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Mrs. Teasdale congratulates him on his coronation and sovereignty 'The eyes of the world are upon you. Notables from every country are gathered here in your honor. This is a gala day for you.' Firefly replies 'Well, a gal a day is enough for me. I don't think I could handle any more.'
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.
I wasn't kissing her, I was just whispering in her mouth.
I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.
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Will not a tiny speck very close to our vision blot out the glory of the world, and leave only a margin by which we see the blot? I know no speck so troublesome as self.
I have often thought of it as one of the most barbarous customs in the world, considering us as a civilized and a Christian country, that we deny the advantages of learning to women.
He who loves, never grows old. God it a shining example.