My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.Groucho Marx
I worked myself up from nothing to extreme poverty.
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Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.
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Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.
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I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home.
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I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.
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