KLEPTOMANIAC, n. A rich thief.
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RAMSHACKLE, adj. Pertaining to a certain order of architecture, otherwise known as the Normal American. Most of the public buildings of the United States are of the Ramshackle order, though some of our earlier architects preferred the Ironic.
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SYLLOGISM, n. A logical formula consisting of a major and a minor assumption and an inconsequent.
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OVERWORK, n. A dangerous disorder affecting high public functionaries who want to go fishing.
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