I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.
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I like the film, and that's rare for me to say because I make films and I am almost invariably disappointed. When I saw ('Match Point'), I said, 'My God, it came out.' It surprised me. . . . So I am enjoying the experience because it happens so rarely for me.
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When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
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