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  • It's a very complex bill, so we're going to take some time to examine it. But we look forward to working with Chairman Barton on these issues.
    (Paul Rodriguez)

  • Maybe he's my good luck charm.
    (Paul Rodriguez)

  • It's like a dream coming true, ... So when you actually accomplish it, you almost don't know how to react. You imagined you'd run up and down the street screaming, but you're just stunned instead. Like, 'Is this real'
    (Paul Rodriguez)

  • Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography.
    (Paul Rodriguez)

  • Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game.
    (Paul Rodriguez)


  • We would hope ... that he doesn't sleep with children anymore, ... He just has to be careful how he conducts himself around children.
    (Paul Rodriguez)

  • Whats wrong about eating cows What do you think god made them for Their big, their stupid, their delicious. You want more reasons I never met an animal more prepared to die than a cow. Next time you go to the farm look at a cow in the eyes, it is begging you for a bullet.
    (Paul Rodriguez)

  • We're talking about champions when there were real weight classes, too. Now, you can have a light lunch and be eligible to fight for a title in a heavier division.
    (Paul Rodriguez)

  • Everybody really needs to laugh... If you don't laugh, you're not going to live long.
    (Paul Rodriguez)

  • It's a very labor intensive process. Our current operation is to flood that hold area and drown out the fire, but it's going to take some time to fill it with water.
    (Paul Rodriguez)

  • I'm a real shy guy. I don't really talk at all. My dad is the opposite, ... I see how he handles himself with fans, so I just kind of subconsciously took notes. Sometimes I see myself, and I'm like 'Whoa, this is how my dad acts.'
    (Paul Rodriguez)

  • Animals don't have anyone to protect them. If we don't stand up, the people who are harming animals will never get stopped.
    (Paul Rodriguez)

  • The cable industry disputes that conclusion and says it has already addressed indecent programming. We don't think a la carte is the most effective manner of addressing indecency, ... We think parental controls are the most effective manner of addressing that.
    (Paul Rodriguez)


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