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  • I'm sitting there hearing him pick up my rhythm. And my beats, which are all mine, and a lot of people would love to have them, but it's tough, you either have them or you don't,
    (Jerry Lewis)

  • The American businessman is somebody who talks about golf all morning long in the office, then for the rest of the day discusses business on the golf course.
    (Jerry Lewis)

  • Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.
    (Jerry Lewis)

  • The Doc told me I had a dual personality. Then he lays an 82 dollar bill on me, so I give him 41 bucks and say, 'Get the other 41 bucks from the other guy.'
    (Jerry Lewis)

  • A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of her as a producing machine that brings babies in the world.
    (Jerry Lewis)


  • He said, 'Listen, can you wait an hour before you blow your head off' I said, 'Yes.'
    (Jerry Lewis)

  • It's a ... miracle, that's what it is.
    (Jerry Lewis)

  • We're leaving the House to people who either were born with a silver spoon in their mouth ... or couldn't get better jobs in the first place.
    (Jerry Lewis)

  • For reasons unknown to us, he started firing indiscriminately -- first at two individuals who happened to be in the bathroom and then at all students and staff who passed by the outside of that bathroom door.
    (Jerry Lewis)

  • It will take nothing less than a domestic Marshall Plan to rebuild our roads and utilities and homes and businesses.
    (Jerry Lewis)

  • When I was onstage doing the work, adrenaline killed the pain because I never hurt in front of an audience.
    (Jerry Lewis)

  • There's an awful lot of people who are wondering why there weren't military police at every corner in New Orleans,
    (Jerry Lewis)

  • We intend to support our troops as long as they have to serve in this region and are faced with this challenge, (it) is very, very important and Milosevic is watching the members today.
    (Jerry Lewis)

  • My door is always open to any member who wishes to build consensus on reducing unnecessary spending. My preference is to consider any proposal in a thoughtful, deliberate manner rather than reading about it in the newspaper.
    (Jerry Lewis)

  • I've had great success being a total idiot.
    (Jerry Lewis)


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