The danger for children today, honey, is the news. Keep them away from news on television and you're going to have very, very fine, natural children.
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If a chick turned me down years ago, I said, There's another few outside, don't worry about it.' I can't take no when I know children and victims are standing around waiting for someone to help them.
The American businessman is somebody who talks about golf all morning long in the office, then for the rest of the day discusses business on the golf course.
A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of her as a producing machine that brings babies in the world.
I wrote the first page the day my partner died, ... I had to get some stuff down. I was really trying to handle the grief.
He said, 'Listen, can you wait an hour before you blow your head off' I said, 'Yes.'
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