A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. (Chevy Chase)
Television doesn't make stars. It's the written media, the press, that makes stars. (Chevy Chase)
You may have read that I went to M.I.T. In 1982 I filled out a Who's Who survey with joking responses, and they never bothered to check the facts. (Chevy Chase)
I think the Clintons are brilliant. I've never met a person as intelligent as Bill, and I think Hillary is right up there with him. They're too smart for Washington. (Chevy Chase)
I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem. (Chevy Chase)
All my children inherited perfect pitch. (Chevy Chase)
Certainly, on many occasions, as far as their mistresses, broken marriages and financial affairs are concerned, customers would confide in us, (Chevy Chase)
The first thing that happens is that you're overwhelmed by so much attention. It's just so unnatural. Only people who've been in that position can realize what it's like. I mean, you have to be there. (Chevy Chase)
I learned a lot about handling fans from established stars. (Chevy Chase)
The fact was, Ford kept stumbling around. I didn't want him in the White House. I wanted Carter in, and I had a forum of 20 million people watching. (Chevy Chase)
What you're doing here is wrong. I bought a house in a country, in county and in a town that believes in freedom. (Chevy Chase)
It took me 20 years of making movies to learn how to do it. (Chevy Chase)
My office became a meeting place where people could come in and talk. One percent of my customers were a bit nutty, and that made for great interest, but frustration, as well. (Chevy Chase)
I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good. (Chevy Chase)