If Love Were Oil, I'd Be About a Quart Low.
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I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.Lewis Grizzard
She mama an appreciation of the language. She taught me a love of words, of how they should be used and how they can fill a creative soul with a passion and lead to a life's work.
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The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wriggle and weasel out of one.
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You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'
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The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.
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Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
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