I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.
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I was married by a judge. I should've asked for a jury.
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can't wait to finish your breakfast. You can't wait to do your exercises. You can't wait to get out and you can't wait to come home, because the soup is hot.
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