Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to belong to the most exclusive club there is.
More Quotes from Ogden Nash:
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.Ogden Nash
I have a bone to pick with Fate Come here and tell me, girlie, Do you think my mind is maturing late, Or simply rotting early.
Ogden Nash
People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it
Ogden Nash
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Ogden Nash
Certainly there are lots of things in life that money wont buy, but its very funny Have you ever tried to buy them without money.
Ogden Nash
Some primal termite knocked on wood and tasted it, and found it good. That is why your Cousin May fell through the parlor floor today.
Ogden Nash
Readers Who Like This Quotation Also Like:
Based on Keywords: vizNearly 30,000 fans turned out to support the tribute match and provide one of the best atmospheres at the ground for ages. I was so happy to be part of it.
David Ginola
Contrary to general belief, I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you like best, they are merely the people who got there first.
Peter Ustinov
I don't like hawking 'round other people's memories. That wasn't part of the deal when I was born.
Hugo Pratt