It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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Every time I've made a movie over the years . . . there was a lot of confusion between who I am and who the character in the movie is. In this picture, there was no way anybody could make that association. The lead character (played by Jonathan Rhys Meyers) is this gorgeous, troubled, highly sensitive character. There was no way anyone could confuse me with anyone in the picture.Woody Allen
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
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Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
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His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
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The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind -- a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house.
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