The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
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Prosperity is the best protector of principle.
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Monarchies, aristocracies, and religions are all based upon that large defect in your race -- the individual's distrust of his neighbor, and his desire, for safety's or comfort's sake, to stand well in his neighbor's eye.
Mark Twain
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