All tapes left in a car for more than about a fortnight metamorphose into Best of Queen albums.
("Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch")
More Quotes from Terry Pratchett:Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.
Using a metaphor in front of a man as unimaginative as Ridcully was like a red flag to a bull, was like putting something very annoying in front of someone who was annoyed by it
There are hardly any excesses of the most crazed psychopath that cannot easily be duplicated by a normal kindly family man who just comes in to work every day and has a job to do.
No, what he didn't like about heroes was that they were usually suicidally gloomy when sober and homicidally insane when drunk.
Om rubed his head. This wasn't god-like thinking. It seemed simpler when you were up here. It was all a game. You forgot that it wasn't a game down there. People died. Bits got chopped off. We're like eagles up here, he thought. Sometimes we show tortoise how to fly. Then we let go.
Neither claimed any responsibility for Milton Keynes, but both reported it as a success.
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Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand.
Do not waste your time on Social Questions. What is the matter with the poor is Poverty; what is the matter with the rich is Uselessness.
George Bernard Shaw
Because I've been on the receiving end of infidelity, I know how much it hurts.