the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.
the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.
If there is anything a hates it's a drooping mustache
Play is work that you enjoy doing for nothing.
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.
Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.
You can't do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.
Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
The word impossible is peculiar because if you examine it closely, you'll find that most of it is possible.
A husband is like a fire - he goes out when unattended.
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.
The secret of successful writing lies in striking the right keys on the typewriter.
Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.
Canada's climate is nine months of winter and three months late in the fall.
Somebody is always doing something that somebody else said couldn't be done.
A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.
The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.
If you can't bear to have your face stepped on, don't try to climb the ladder of success.
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