Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
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I sort of have a love affair with my work. Many of us work far too hard and we don't put enough value in the epicurean, sensual part of life.
Measurements of the specific ionization of both the positive and negative particles, by counting the number of droplets per unit length along the tracks, showed the great majority of both the positive and negative particles to possess unit electric charge.
Carl D. Anderson
He who can not support himself, can not take his own decision.
Gamal Abdel Nasser