Charlie Sheen Quotes (74 Quotes)


    I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.

    Those of us who did make it have an obligation to build again, to teach others what we know, and to try with what's left of our lives to find a goodness and meaning to this life.

    Early on, I used to think it was really cool and macho to jump out of the car and tackle the bad guy. But then when you see the stunts in the movie, you realize it could've been a lady in a poncho.


    There's always a chance for that (reconciliation) as long as two people are still in the game ... I mean alive -- that's in the game in my world.


    I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadn't earned most of what I achieved because it came so fast.

    It's not an act. I love it. It's totally original. People go, 'What's going on with this guy? Why does he sound so weird? What is going on in his brain. I don't know. Just one day I suddenly woke up with a new brain.

    We're going to shoot one Polaroid per show. I'm going to sign this before it even develops because I know that once it develops with my signature on it, it's worth a fortune. I'll make this a work of magic warlock art.

    What you come to discover is, it isn't how you get there, it's that you get there. If that's what it took to get me where I'm at today, so be it.


    Uncertainty is a sign of humility, and humility is just the ability or the willingness to learn.

    I made a commitment to this woman that I love, this family that I love and I realized this can be fixed and it's okay to part the ego, to abandon self and just stay true to my commitment and be a man of my word. Things are really good. Today we have hope, we have a shot,

    When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars.


    But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know.

    I knew if I got loaded I was going away for a while. People would say, Oh, you're just sober because you're on probation.

    Sure, I did a lot of things in excess. But if you look at the core, the foundation of what I pursued, what red-blooded young American male in my position wouldn't?

    I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer - I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.

    I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

    I've got mad energy for days. That's what people can't get their minds around. They say, 'Oh, he's going to crash.' They try to apply all these common terms to a guy who is not common. I don't fit into their little box.

    I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time - and this includes naps - I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground.

    I had an epiphany later on what the sports highlight is for. The sports highlight is for parents, people that should be spending more time doing more important things. But it just bothered me when, I mean... who bathes in the ninth inning Who bathes in th

    You have the right to kill me, but you don't have the right to judge me. That's life. There's nobility in that. There's focus. It's genuine. It's crystal and it's pure and it's available to everybody, so just shut your traps and put down your McDonalds, your vaccines, your Us Weekly, your TMZ and the rest of it.

    I had to take a step back and really take a look at myself and the situation. I made a commitment to this woman that I love, this family that I love and I realized this can be fixed.

    There was a reason my first substantial role after rehab was to play a maniac whose personal story ended badly. I knew what it was like to go those dark places. I played a guy who died as a result of his abuse.

    Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever.


    Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced?

    What is a normal childhood? We weren't rich, we were pretty middle-class. My dad survived from job to job; with him taking care of so many relatives, he couldn't save any money.

    Dad almost died of a heart attack in the middle of making Apocalypse Now, the biggest movie of his life. It doesn't make you want to jump into that business.

    I was with one at a time with the other four watching. It was a little uncomfortable, actually. I wouldn't recommend five at once. There's just not enough guy to go around.

    From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls.

    I've spent, I think, close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold.

    Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane.

    Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them.

    Slash sat me down at his house and said, You've got to clean up your act. You know you've gone too far when Slash is saying, Look, you've got to get into rehab.

    What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes.


    There have to be more important things going on in the world than my past.

    I think I have a duty as a recovering guy to help, to make my knowledge of what I went through accessible.

    For now, I'm just going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here, but I sure like the view.

    I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included to a point.

    I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs.

    I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns.

    The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was news, and he wanted to be the one to report it.

    The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children.

    I've never attempted to figure that out, but if you want me to take a wild guess, I'll say he's slept with 5,000 women.

    I deeply regret her response to my request for the court to decide what's best for our children has taken the form of baseless allegations that I deny.

    I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill.

    I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies.


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