Charlie Sheen Quotes (74 Quotes)

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

That we are to stand by the President right or wrong is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.

I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age.

Usually in a battle sequence when a bomb is going off, you forget you're acting.

Fame is empowering. My mistake was that I thought I would instinctively know how to handle it. But there's no manual, no training course.

I'm tired of ignoring that I march to a different beat.

The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent.

You either love or you hate. You live in the middle, you get nothing.

The most damage I did was to myself and to the people who got caught in the maelstrom. The worst thing that happened was the overdose. But I didn't go in with three other dudes who overdosed with me. No, you overdose alone.

I think my passion is misinterpreted as anger sometimes. And I don't think people are ready for the message that I'm delivering, and delivering with a sense of violent love.

I have one speed, I have one gear: go!

I've always been pretty old-fashioned. I'm kind of a missionary guy.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.

I have a different constitution. I have a different brain; I have a different heart; I got tiger blood, man.

There's an innocence that has kind of gone away. Umm . . . the novelty factor hasn't been there for a while.

I'm 0 for 3 with marriage - the scoreboard doesn't lie, never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart. To sully or contaminate or radically disrespect this union with a shameful contract is something that I will leave to the amateurs and the Bible grippers.

People say you have to work on your resentments. Yeah, no, I'm gonna hang onto them and they're gonna fuel my attack.

As kids we're not taught how to deal with success; we're taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what?

I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm going to put a gag order on myself in terms of talking about the past. I've got to slam the door and deal with the present and the future.

I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, 'I can't process it' well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know?

I try to be known more for my work than for anything else.

I just didn't believe I was like everybody else. I thought I was unique.

Oh, that. I just do that for the extra money, and to satisfy my male need to kill and win.

It's the first time I got dumped in my life. I think the one thing I would point to as a primary reason, basically, is that I was a gigantic ass.