Cuz how do you know yer alive if you don't hurt?
Cuz how do you know yer alive if you don't hurt?
Maybe probably ain't all that comforting a word when it's maybe yer not dying.
That's the thing I'm learning about being thrown out on yer own. Nobody does nothing for you. If you don't change it, it don't get changed.
The first thing yer find out when yer dog learns to talk is that dogs don't got nothing much to say.
Scissors! Scissors! Have ye got yer ane scissors?? Are ye deaf??
You know I love yer,
An' I'll marry yer as soon
As I c'n raise the money.
Clouseau Does yer dewg bite Inn Keeper No Clouseau Nice Doggy (bends down to pet a dachshund it snarls and bites him) I thought you said yer dewg did not bite Inn Keeper Zat ... iz not my dog.
I went up a straight crooked lane and, I said 'No thanks, yes if yer please.
I am here to fix the problem with yer pheaun.
A very different party from the man we thought ter see,--
A nice 'nd clean old gentleman, so dignerfied 'nd calm,
You bet yer life he never did no human bein' harm!
The law is a sort of hocus-pocus science, that smiles in yer face while it picks yer pocket and the glorious uncertainty of it is of mair use to the professors than the justice of it. Hocus was an old cunning attorney. Dr. John Arbuthnot, History of John Bull, 1712. The words of consecration, 'Hoc est corpus,' were travestied into a nickname for jugglery, as 'Hocus-pocus.' John Richard Green, A Short History of the English People, 1874.
HELPMATE, n. A wife, or bitter half.Now, why is yer wife called a helpmate, Pat Says the priest. Since the time 'o yer wooin' She's niver sic assisted in what ye were at -- For it's naught ye are ever doin'.That's true of yer Riverence sic, Patrick replies, And no sign of contrition envicesBut, bedad, it's a fact which the word implies, For she helps to mate the expinses sic --Marley Wottel
An' you never see why I was so set on goin' with yer,
Our married life hadn't be'n any great shakes,
Still marriage is marriage, an' I was raised God-fearin'.
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