Quotes about whacker (4 Quotes)



    The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts such as opera. As a taxpayer, I am forced to admit that I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera.

    I bought a weed whacker last fall, and it took me 20 minutes to get it out. I had to use box cutters to cut plastic and slice through thick cardboard, and pliers to take out the huge staples. I had to unbolt things and untwist things and unscrew things. By the time I got it out of the package I was too tired to use it.

    Looking at a first assembly is kind of like looking at an overgrown garden. You can't just wade in with a weed whacker you don't yet know where the stems of the flowers are.



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