Doctors and undertakers; Fear epidemics of good health.
Doctors and undertakers; Fear epidemics of good health.
With the cycle done and Radio Golf ... a war between coffin makers and undertakers, Death taking a holiday, Queen Victoria and the Platters, Benny Goodman and a magic radio.
I have nothing against undertakers personally. It's just that I wouldn't want one to bury my sister.
Showing up at school already able to read is like showing up at the undertaker's already embalmed: people start worrying about being put out of their jobs.
We are for aiding our allies by sharing some of our material blessings with those nations which share in our fundamental beliefs, but we are against doling out money government to government, creating bureaucracy, if not socialism, all over the world. We set out to help 19 countries. We are helping 107 We spent 146 billion. With that money, we bought a 2-million-dollar yacht for Haile Selassie. We bought dress suits for Greek undertakers, extra wives for Kenya government officials. We bought a thousand TV sets for a place where they have no electricity.
There is a great supply of amateur undertakers in show business.
A judge, a dentist, lawyers, two undertakers, a mayor, a township manager. All the trades, you name it.
APOTHECARY, n. The physician's accomplice, undertaker's benefactor and grave worm's provider.When Jove sent blessings to all men that are, And Mercury conveyed them in a jar, That friend of tricksters introduced by stealth Disease for the apothecary's hea
So long as there is one pretty girl left on the stage, the professional undertakers may hold up their burial of the theater.
'There's a Providence in it all,' said Sam. O' course there is,' replied his father with a nod of grave approval. Wot 'ud become o' the undertakers vithout it, Sammy'
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