My view is quite simple. When your dog pees on the carpet, you do not give away your dog. You say, This dog is special. I have to teach him not to pee on the carpet. I feel exactly the same way about men. They need to be taught things.
Quotes about pee (16 Quotes)
We tell our kids if they don't have to get up in the middle of the night to pee, they're not hydrated.
When you're a very young athlete, a Little Leaguer or Pee Wee football player, if you're exceptional you get away with more because you have talent and people like talent. Coaches like it because it helps win games. People in the community like it. As you advance to high school, more is afforded to you.
When writers meet they are truculent, indifferent, or over-polite. Then comes the inevitable moment. A shows B that he has read something of B s. Will B show A If not, then A hates B, if yes, then all is well. The only other way for writers to meet is to share a quick pee over a common lamp-post.
I decided the opportunity was there and so was the challenge. We're looking to update the facility and make it more modern for the people of the Pee Dee.
We want to bring back that rich tradition here, ... Most of our kids have never played in a championship game in their lives, whether it's Pee Wee or Pop Warner or club ball. . . . It would mean a lot for us to win. I think the whole school would get something out of it.
Sometimes we pee on each other before we go on stage.
I always, always hated it, ... but I was always the only kid on the team who could do it. So my coaches always told me, 'Well, if you can snap, go over to the side and practice a little bit,' and literally I was always the only guy who could do it. So I did it in pee wee, midget, junior high school, high school, college. My goal when I came in the league was to play one 'Monday Night Football' game. Now, I've played 10 seasons, and I've got four kids at home and I can hardly stay awake to watch a 'Monday Night Football' game.
You make me laugh so hard that I actually pee in my knickers.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
When Paris has to pee, Paris has to pee!
Well, I don't use the toilet much to pee in. I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I like to pee on my estate.
Our client Tee Pee Tire has been completely exonerated, ... This has been a really tough time for the small, family business . . . especially when you have the big guns from Dunlop Tire Company blaming you for the crash.
It's very little trouble for me to accomodate my fans, unless I'm actually taking a pee at the time.
I'd much rather have students use drinks like coffee than pills because it's very easy to overdose. But if they drink it, they have to pee it out eventually.
Who knows how to make love stayTell love you are going to the Junior's Deli on Flatbush Avenue in Brooklyn to pick up a cheesecake, and if love stays, it can have half. It will stay. Tell love you want a momento of it and obtain a lock of its hair. Burn the hair in a dime-store incense burner with yinyang symbols on three sides. Face southwest. Talk fast over the burning hair in a convincingly exotic language. Remove the ashes of the burnt hair and use them to paint a mustache on your face. Find love. Tell it you are someone new. It will stay. Wake love up in the middle of the night. Tell it the world is on fire. Dash to the bedroom window and pee out of it. Casually return to bed and assure love that everything is going to be all right. Fall asleep. Love will be there in the morning.