Quotes about housekeeper (15 Quotes)


    Go on, get out last words are for fools who haven't said enough. To his housekeeper, who urged him to tell her his last words so she could write them down for posterity.

    There may be a housekeeper working in dining services. We would rather invest in them and invest in their education than hire someone else. Who knows They (new hires) may not work out or fit in the Erickson culture.


    Doctor, I want you to help me get rid of Murray. I can't flat out fire her. Next thing would be a book 'Secrets of Marilyn Monroe by Her Housekeeper.' She'd make a fortune spilling what she knows and she knows too damn much.



    Housekeeper You've ruined that piano Clouseau What is the price of one piano, compared to the terrible crime that has been committed here Housekeeper But that's a priceless Steinway Clouseau Nyot Anymeur.




    People talk about how you have to 'balance your life.' You can't that's a lie. It's just impossible to feel good about yourself all the time. There's no way to be a great mother, a great performer, a great businesswoman, a great housekeeper, a great cook and a great lover. You just can't do it all, but you do the best you can. You have your highs and lows, and that's something I'm slowly starting to realize.



    'I think well have a good potato crop this year,' a newspaper editor told his housekeeper one morning. 'No such thing,' asserted the housekeeper. 'I think the crop will be poor.' Ignoring her remark, the editor caused to be inserted in the evening paper his estimate of the crop situation. That night when he returned home he found the housekeeper waiting for him with a sheepish grin on her face and a copy of the paper in her hand. 'I was wrong,' she said apologetically. 'It says right here in the paper that the crop will be excellent this fall.'





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