I didn't know you had to change diapers so often. I couldn't believe it - we must change them 10 times a day - each. So that's 20 diapers a piece a day.
I didn't know you had to change diapers so often. I couldn't believe it - we must change them 10 times a day - each. So that's 20 diapers a piece a day.
If you were out of a job and your kid needed diapers and your husband just left you, you would be so confused.
When I sent those scripts, that was the lowest point of my life. We'd just had our second son, and when I went to collect them from hospital, I went to the bank to try and get some money to buy some diapers, the screen showed I've got $26 left.
Politicians are like baby diapers. They need to be changed frequently and for the same reason.
The real Michael Jackson that has not been seen... with children, one in diapers, the other two toddlers.
I've raised Michael. I changed his diapers when he was little.
I met Cynthia when I was 12, proposed at 16, became engaged at 17, married her at 19 and we had a baby when I was 20. If extra work could pay for a lot of diapers, that was for me.
With two little boys in diapers, I had to keep it simple if I were going to have a life at all.
The thing is, these people being housed in shelters are getting food and drinking water, and they don't have the room to acquire a lot of possessions. They will need the basic personal care items such as diapers and infant formula, but their basic needs are being provided by the Red Cross and the Salvation Army. That takes money There's no way around it. A 16-ounce can of food won't feed very many people in a shelter, but a truckload of No. 10 cans will.
Intelligence, in diapers, is invisible. And when it matures, out the window it flies. We have to pounce on it earlier.
In the period where I had to live the life of a citizen - a life where, like everybody else, I did tons of laundry and cleaned toilet bowls, changed hundreds of diapers and nursed children - I learned a lot.
No one's raising children any more. To love a child, you've got to work for it. You have to change its diapers and feed it at night!
No one likes change but babies in diapers.
Politicians in government should be changed regularly, like diapers, for the same reason.
One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream.
People often ask me, What's the difference between couplehood and babyhood In a word Moisture. Everything in my life is now more moist. Between your spittle, your diapers, your spit-up and drool, you got your baby food, your wipes, your formula, your leaky bottles, sweaty baby backs, and numerous other untraceable sources--all creating an ever-present moistness in my life, which heretofore was mainly dry.
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