I saw a sign 'Rest Area 25 Miles'. That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired.
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Based on Topics: People Quotes, Sign & Symbol QuotesIt has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
Abraham Lincoln
I know about having days off. They can be helpful sometimes, especially late in the year. It's just key to go out there and establish early, especially in this park where they can put up some crooked numbers early.
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He only earns his freedom and his life Who takes them every day by storm.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe