I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
More Quotes from Steven Wright:
My socks DO match. They're the same thickness.Steven Wright
When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.
Steven Wright
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Steven Wright
Shin a device for finding furniture in the dark.
Steven Wright
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle.
Steven Wright
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
Steven Wright
Readers Who Like This Quotation Also Like:
Nirvana was like that- Nirvana was like the only band to come out of that- it was like the same thing, Seattle was like this whole scene and it was like this big scene that was thrust upon America.Jon Fishman
I race to win. If I am on the bike or in a car it will always be the same.
Valentino Rossi
I don't want to lose my accent, I just want it to become smaller.
Goran Visnjic