Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
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I only drink to steady my nerves. Sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for months.
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I didn't say the meat was tough. I said I didn't see the horse that is usually outside.
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