Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
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Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.
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The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
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Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
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