If you continue to carry on like idiotsweeping with outstretched arms behind the rope line outside of their hotels, sending them love poems written in blood and sexually assaulting their wax statues.Its embarrassing for women everywhere and a little scary for the stars. Besides..it wont be nearly as special when I do it.Now, excuse me I have to go throw a bag of screwdrivers over the fence at John Cusacks house..because otherwisehow will he know I love him
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