A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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Bush has cruised through life fueled by booze, drugs and bravado. Hes proud to be an underachiever and he rests comfortably on the laurels of his father. Hes failed at every venture hes ever undertaken. And every mess hes created has been cleaned up for himarrests for drunk driving, cocaine, AWOL from the National Guard and numerous bad business deals. He is a self-made disaster. Yet, he was handed the keys to the kingdomTWICEFool me once, shame on you.Fool me twice.God help us all.Jules Carlysle
Remind me again, Which Circle of Hell did Dante reserve for Editors...and now that I'm living here, would you mind forwarding my mail
Jules Carlysle
If I can find something with a pulse willing to share my bed, why would I narrow the field of options by discriminating on the basis of gender, species or degree of relative consciousness So, the answer to your question is, yes, I let my dog on the bed.
Jules Carlysle
If you continue to carry on like idiotsweeping with outstretched arms behind the rope line outside of their hotels, sending them love poems written in blood and sexually assaulting their wax statues.Its embarrassing for women everywhere and a little scary for the stars. Besides..it wont be nearly as special when I do it.Now, excuse me I have to go throw a bag of screwdrivers over the fence at John Cusacks house..because otherwisehow will he know I love him
Jules Carlysle
If someone dares question the Administrations leadership or integrity, they drape a flag over the latest mess and cry treason. Ironically and unfortunately, this bears a striking resemblance to the way I clean my house.
Jules Carlysle
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