Jules Carlysle Quotes (14 Quotes)

America has been knocked-up with democracys mutant love child. She has finally borne the demonic spawn of greed, narcissism and civilian indifference. (Congrats on a second term Mr Bush).

After 15 years of marriage, nothing says Thanks for all the blowjobs like a pair of mittens for Christmas.

Remind me again, Which Circle of Hell did Dante reserve for Editors...and now that I'm living here, would you mind forwarding my mail

I dont doubt that Bush probably believes most of his own rhetoric (even he couldnt possibly believe it all) and somewhere in the dark recesses of the vacant space left behind after he sold his soul to the devilhe probably believes that ultimately, his int

Bush has cruised through life fueled by booze, drugs and bravado. Hes proud to be an underachiever and he rests comfortably on the laurels of his father. Hes failed at every venture hes ever undertaken. And every mess hes created has been cleaned up for himarrests for drunk driving, cocaine, AWOL from the National Guard and numerous bad business deals. He is a self-made disaster. Yet, he was handed the keys to the kingdomTWICEFool me once, shame on you.Fool me twice.God help us all.

When the US sneezes, Canada says, gesundheit.

Now, they have invented a new war to fire our passion and capture imaginationThe War on Christmas. Its a poorly staged rendition of Wag the Dog interpreted for the morbidly stupid and performed by the criminally insane.

If someone dares question the Administrations leadership or integrity, they drape a flag over the latest mess and cry treason. Ironically and unfortunately, this bears a striking resemblance to the way I clean my house.

Using the Oval office to cheat on your wife makes you a bad husband and an irresponsible leader. Using the Oval office to lead your troops into a war born of blatant deception makes you a murderer and a war criminal.

Censorship and hate speech laws don't protect GOOD IDEASthey protect BAD ONES. They keep them alive and push them underground. If someone is engaging in HATE SPEECH, you don't silence them. You dont tell them to shut up.You say, COME OVER HERE AND SAY THAT You say, BRING IT ON..

A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.

If you continue to carry on like idiotsweeping with outstretched arms behind the rope line outside of their hotels, sending them love poems written in blood and sexually assaulting their wax statues.Its embarrassing for women everywhere and a little scary for the stars. Besides..it wont be nearly as special when I do it.Now, excuse me I have to go throw a bag of screwdrivers over the fence at John Cusacks house..because otherwisehow will he know I love him

We are so cleverly manipulated and influenced by the media and establishments on both the right and left, that the truth has become hopelessly lost in semantics.

If I can find something with a pulse willing to share my bed, why would I narrow the field of options by discriminating on the basis of gender, species or degree of relative consciousness So, the answer to your question is, yes, I let my dog on the bed.