How young can you die of old age?
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I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there.Steven Wright
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Based on Topics: Age Quotes, Youth QuotesI didn't record any additional dialogue for this CD, they are excerpts pulled from existing episodes.
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In Rio Bravo when Duke makes love to Feathers, the scene dissolves to the next morning where we see him putting on his vest and almost humming. It was subtle, but you knew what happened. Give me a towel and some blankets any day!
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