Olive oil ... asparagus ... if your mother wasn't so fancy, we could shop at the gas station like normal people.
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When will you Australians learn In America we stopped using corporal punishment, and things have never been better The streets are safe. Old people strut confidently through the darkest alleys. And the weak and nerdy are admired for their computer-programming abilities. So, like us, let your children run wild and free, because, as the old saying goes, let your children run wild and free.
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