Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.
I worked myself up from nothing to extreme poverty.
I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
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Participation, I think, or one of the best methods of educating.
I have invested some money and I have a home, but people don't realise that you might only be working for a few weeks of the year and remain unemployed the rest of the time.
Nothing exists except atoms and empty space; everything else is opinion.