Groucho Marx Quotes on Books (8 Quotes)

I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book.

I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.

The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can't fool around. If you write about someone else, you can stretch the truth from here to Finland. If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.

Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.

I was so long writing my review that I never got around to reading the book.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.