Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.
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How beautifully leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days.
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You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.
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People are always asking me when I'm going to retire. Why should I I've got it two ways I'm still making movies, and I'm a senior citizen, so I can see myself at half price.
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