Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
More Quotes from George Burns:
Age to me means nothing. I can't get old I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age.George Burns
I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.
George Burns
I like women to be attracted to me. See, when you get 60 years old, and they know you're 60, the only women you can get are 55-year-old women, and I like younger women.
George Burns
Define your business goals clearly so that others can see them as you do.
George Burns
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
George Burns
How can I die? I'm booked.
George Burns
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